I’ll tell you what, I am so enamored with my win a thousand dollars tourney idea, we’re talking absolutely enamored, ok, but like I said, I am so enamored with this idea that I am thinking of extending it, or maybe not extending it really, but refashioning and repurposing it into other fantastic promotions.

What are you talking about, Prior?

Well, I was just fantasizing about myself winning the grand, and what I would do with it. I hadn’t even really thought about what I wanted to do with it, because I was just surveying that amount of money’s potential, and of course, that brought me to the idea of big ticket items, the biggest, that I can think of aside from a house, would, of course, be an automobile. Which kind of derailed my train of thought, see. Because then I started saying to myself, yeah I could buy an automobile (hereafter referred to as a “car”) after I won, OR… OR…. Are you ready for this? I COULD go and buy a car BEFORE a tourney and then have the collective buy-ins equal the amount of the cost of the car.

Maybe you are not following, I admit, it’s all confusing, the mathematical meanderings of my titanic brain, but the bottom line is this: it wouldn’t be that difficult for me to have a tourney in which ten of us bought in for under $100 and one of us drove home in a 1999 Chevy Malibu they won. Could even be a turbo. Fancy that, you play what, ten, fifteen hands, and then BINGO NEW CAR. Alright, maybe not new, but working. Presumably.

I dunno, I just throw these things out there because they excite the hell out of me. Do they excite you too? I am sure they do.