The Sherwood Street Casino is going to be instituting a Hall of Fame, and you can get in. It’s going to be based on points. Something along the lines of…

2 points for showing up
-12 points for saying you are showing up but then not showing up
8 points for cashing out over $80
16 points for cashing out over $200
-10 points for felting Prior
10 points for felting Doug
11 points for winning one of my rinky-dink tourneys
-5 points for getting drunk and making a fool of yourself
12 points for doing so in an entertaining fashion
-11 points for going to Somerset to play .25/.25 and never coming back to Sherwood
5 points for going to Somerset and coming back to Sherwood and saying “wow, that game is nowhere near as fun as this one!”

And, then I don’t know, once you get to like 50 or 60 points we’ll just put you in the hall of fame. You’ll have to let us take a picture of you of course. If you don’t, well then we’ll draw one.